I've concluded the following results:
- If his profile says he's 5'9, it's likely he's 5'5...maybe even 5'4.
- Beware...if he's not showing his teeth when he smiles in his pictures he probably has braces, or funky teeth. No bueno.
- Dismiss any guys with pictures of themselves with no shirt, this is clearly a sign of needing attention.
- With that said, also dismiss any guys taking a picture of themselves in a mirror with their camera.
- The length of his profile relates directly to the amount of mental issues he has.
- If he sendz u a messag dat luks lik dis i wud strongly suggest the ignoring tactic.
- Make sure to find out if he's married. I know this seems silly but trust me, it's necessary.
but rather someone more like this...